We not only want to be the best  
in keeping an eye on your children  
but almost real grandmas.
With these many stories and games   
we bring along from our own family-life,   
we entertain the children much better than any tv.    
We do bake outstanding pancakes,     
can make doll-dresses,    
and sometimes even act as a goal-keeper.
Homework supervision and preparing for schooltests,   
taking someone somewhere and picking s.o. up,    
listening, giving our advice, comforting and lulling to sleep     
are, of course, as well part of our jobs.